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Local NewsGovernor
Granholm has enough: Drivers beware! The governor, who is showing stress from being forced to look happy all the time said, "I told you in my state of the state address that everyone is going to have to sacrifice, and baby this is it!" Saline DPW Leaf Disposal Plan Gets O.K.
The Saline DPW has announced that it will purchase several surplus flame throwers from the military to burn leaves at the curb this fall in order to save landfill space. Mayor Declares Martial Law!
Saline Mayor Gretchen Driskell declared martial law earlier this week during an argument filled emergency City Council meeting after it was revealed that a rogue gang of Raccoons has incited a gang war with the "South Side Squirrels", which are affiliated with the "Blood-Squirrels" , a national gang of criminal Squirrels. Police Chief Paul Bunten explains that under martial law, all Saline residents have a 4:00 pm to noon the next day curfew and all residents will be shot on sight. Local Woman Grows Beer Tree
Local resident Ramona Smith was sitting on her deck late one afternoon when in her words "I was waxed and a Acorn fell into a half full beer can. A week later, there was a tree growing from it!" Smith now grows her own beer. Local Biologist Alfred Petiole told SETV that "This is the most preposterous thing I've ever heard." Smith plans to sue Petiole and the Saline Biological Park and is negotiating with Dan's Downtown Tavern for the sale of the tree.
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