SETV

Watch select shows with Video-on-Demand

Fridays, 8:00 PM

Follow the most arrogant man in the world, Frank “FU” Utley as he works with Saline’s famous mannequin squad to solve baffling crimes!

Watch the trailer as Frank arrests two Raccoons, 3 Squirrels and cat named Topper after a series of mysterious trash can tippings.

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This Old Shack

Weeknights, 7:00 PM

Join host Bill Xam as he explores the world of alternative energy and makes things blow up.

Bill tries to prevent another disaster but everything explodes. Again.

First Episode - Watch

Second Episode - Watch

Third Episode - Watch

Saline Mannequin Squad!

The famous Saline Mannequin Squad takes on some of Saline's most ingenious criminals

In this weeks episode, join the mannequin squad as they track down the mysterious DPW street sweeper.

Local News Direct From City Hall!

See what Big Brother is up to!

Click to read the latest news

SETV reality shows

Who Wants To Be A Panhandler?

Tuesday, 10:00 PM

^{Boregurard
Simms IV is Saline’s only professional panhandler. Join him and learn
how to panhandle}^.

Simms explores how to use a bottle return machine in this weeks exciting episode.

The SETV broadcast tower as seen from Millpond Park

Saline Bike Cop

Thursday, 8:00 PM

^{Saline’s
bike cop gives chase to various criminals in this beloved show.}

It's part 3 of bike cop radar patrol!

Scofflaws 101

Monday, 8:30 PM

^{Residents
of a local condominium complex break various rules with hilarious
results!}

This week: A unsuspecting new resident learns that you can't just "plant flowers" without jumping through the hoops.

SPORTS

Saline Hornets

Detroit Tigers News

Local News

Governor Granholm has enough: Drivers beware!

^{Governor
Jennifer Granholm, tired of all the bitching and whining told the citizens
of Michigan last Monday in a special speech that every single road in the
state of Michigan will be repaved next year.}^{After
the speech, Granholm spoke with SETV reporters.}

^{The
governor, who is showing stress from being forced to look happy all
the time said, "I
told you in my state of the state address that everyone is going to have
to sacrifice, and baby this is it!"}

Saline DPW Leaf Disposal Plan Gets O.K.

^{The
Saline DPW has announced that it will purchase several surplus flame
throwers from the military to burn leaves at the curb this fall in order to
save landfill space.}

Mayor Declares Martial Law!

^{Saline
Mayor Gretchen Driskell declared martial law earlier this week during
an argument filled emergency City Council meeting after it was revealed that
a rogue gang of Raccoons has incited a gang war with the "South Side Squirrels",
which are affiliated with the "Blood-Squirrels" , a national gang
of criminal Squirrels. Police Chief Paul Bunten explains that under martial
law, all Saline residents have a 4:00 pm to noon the next day curfew and all
residents will be shot on sight.}

Local Woman Grows Beer Tree

^{Local
resident Ramona Smith was sitting on her deck late one afternoon when in
her words "I was waxed and a Acorn fell into a half full beer can. A
week later, there was a tree growing from it!" Smith now grows her
own beer. Local Biologist Alfred Petiole told SETV that "This is the
most preposterous thing I've ever heard." Smith
plans to sue Petiole and the Saline Biological Park and is negotiating
with Dan's Downtown Tavern for the sale of the tree.}